i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner