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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
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