After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.