is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
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I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
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respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"