I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.