I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
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One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Quick, to the slutcave!
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
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is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you