Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
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Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Quick, to the slutcave!
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face