My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
farters have to be the big spoon...
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
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You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
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I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.