I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
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Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis