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It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth

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(919): It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth http://tfl.nu/y1ni

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i'm watching the fashion show on bravo

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you're cheating on project runway?

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if you can't score coke, you buy crack.

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(919): i'm watching the fashion show on bravo (262): you're cheating on project runway? (919): if you can't score coke, you buy crack. http://tfl.nu/k398

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I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during

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(919): I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during http://tfl.nu/dav8

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I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.

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(919): I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment. http://tfl.nu/zj28

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um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.

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hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.

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my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.

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(919): um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign. (1-919): hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred. (919): my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted. http://tfl.nu/05eg

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Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?

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(919): Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days? http://tfl.nu/slhv

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Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home

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(919): Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home http://tfl.nu/42nr

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Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?

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(919): Why do all fat girls have "that smell"? http://tfl.nu/bzyi

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There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.

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(919): There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later. http://tfl.nu/ou2j

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We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.

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If you're joking I'm going to be sad

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(704): We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's. (919): If you're joking I'm going to be sad http://tfl.nu/jh0h

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I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.

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(919): I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer. http://tfl.nu/250u

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Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry

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(919): Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry http://tfl.nu/e19m

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please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.

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(919): please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car. http://tfl.nu/gqa0

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so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

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(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. http://tfl.nu/73qd

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great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with

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(919): great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with http://tfl.nu/d2kg

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