Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?