He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?