He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...