I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Dating After Heartbreak
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...