Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?