Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT