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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them

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(608): just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them http://tfl.nu/tyvr

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Hows the party lookin?

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At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party

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(608): Hows the party lookin? (414): At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party http://tfl.nu/v0wb

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Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.

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(608): Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants. http://tfl.nu/jnxo

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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life

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(608): Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life http://tfl.nu/ljpd

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I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."

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(608): I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory." http://tfl.nu/0nol

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I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.

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(608): I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich. http://tfl.nu/h4vr

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Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?

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Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat

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(608): Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles? (1-608): Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat http://tfl.nu/wmfp

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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.

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(608): On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke. http://tfl.nu/f19p

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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.

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(608): AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY. http://tfl.nu/l84n

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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy

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(608): He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy http://tfl.nu/uss1

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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.

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(608): We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games. http://tfl.nu/omws

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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.

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(608): Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation. http://tfl.nu/o18n

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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship

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(608): Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship http://tfl.nu/u2r6

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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.

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(608): Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are. http://tfl.nu/5ybn

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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp

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(608): there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp http://tfl.nu/655k

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