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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.

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(562): don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you. http://tfl.nu/zbku

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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.

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(562): He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break. http://tfl.nu/ad1k

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I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.

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(562): I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me. http://tfl.nu/m5b0

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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night

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(562): Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night http://tfl.nu/t1ll

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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.

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(562): I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy. http://tfl.nu/l30m

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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service

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And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.

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(562): I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service (562): And I got $4 when somebody made it rain. http://tfl.nu/btbw

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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.

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(562): Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup. http://tfl.nu/ksxk

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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.

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(562): I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical. http://tfl.nu/qbx3

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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome

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(562): He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome http://tfl.nu/u3j0

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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.

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(562): I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up. http://tfl.nu/b3gr

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My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.

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(562): My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me. http://tfl.nu/w036

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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.

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(562): I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die. http://tfl.nu/mr7u

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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.

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(562): at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all. http://tfl.nu/8vyn

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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser

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(562): Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser http://tfl.nu/nnjn

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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas

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(562): Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas http://tfl.nu/zcne

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