hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
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I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
my being single is dangerous.
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...