Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!