Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
God, I missed his penis.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in