so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY