Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me