"I licked someones beard, because I can."
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"