He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
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I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.