If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time