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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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