I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
No...this little piggys going to the bar
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD