A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.