I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?