Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO