We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?