See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off