I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.