You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.