If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i would punch a child for taco bell
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be