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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just 30 Funny Tumblr Posts About Starbucks
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
18 People Are Kind Of A**holes But Also Completely Hilarious
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn