Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
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I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier