So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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I need you to use more vowels.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...