I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers