He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.