You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"