he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.