Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!