We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.