Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .