there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car