there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?