Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i cant cry in cvs. not again.