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she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out

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youve hit the jackpot

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(540): she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out (803): youve hit the jackpot http://tfl.nu/tr3l

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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car

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(803): just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car http://tfl.nu/l192

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Why am I in a dog kennel?

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It was for your own safety

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(803): Why am I in a dog kennel? (1-803): It was for your own safety http://tfl.nu/w7ni

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The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....

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(803): The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german.... http://tfl.nu/l2d8

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Everybody was literally kung fu fighting

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(803): Everybody was literally kung fu fighting http://tfl.nu/75ca

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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on

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(803): I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on http://tfl.nu/5tgi

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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.

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(803): It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina. http://tfl.nu/hg6l

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I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.

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(803): I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do. http://tfl.nu/xze3

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so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.

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drunk me is so punny.

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(803): so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life. (843): drunk me is so punny. http://tfl.nu/qdzv

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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers

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(803): some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers http://tfl.nu/iyv4

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Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.

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(803): Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine. http://tfl.nu/e72g

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Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.

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(803): Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar. http://tfl.nu/zuya

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that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins

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(803): that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins http://tfl.nu/u9n2

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the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar

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(803): the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar http://tfl.nu/ly2i

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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.

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(803): Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there. http://tfl.nu/xmpv

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