she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.