I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
im six kinds of drunk right now
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm being pulled over???
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!