It's Friday. Sex?
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
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I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
Me, myself and I