He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun