I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Are my feet made of real feet?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.