I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Are my feet made of real feet?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving