Tap Here to view the Mobile Optimized TFLN
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Follow @tfln