She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.