They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating