There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.