gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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